The Four Arcane Ducks

These are the Four Exalted Lords and Ladies of the Secret Duck Society (as of January 2026):

I. Lord Vlad of Peace and Pleonasms
The Real Secret Leader of the Gang
II. Lady Dragon Tarragon (loves Oregano)
Honorary Duck qua Anatidae — actually an Egyptian goose
III. Poet Ozzo of the Well
Lord of the Fountain of Shadows
IV. Countess Lucky Discrepancy (centre)
The Swedish Lady of Unobstrusive Action (rare footage)