Amazing Tidings for the Avian Community

Finally, it was transpired by the usual bribed bird that the worshipper of mammoths, raccoons, and puffins — unofficially known for an awful portfolio of awe-inspiring Adler Silhouetten and Waldspiegelungen — had actually handed over four of his worst pieces to the endeared and endangered clan of artful duckers … purportedly without threat or force or black magic having played a major role. »We were after him for a quite whale«, the Real Secret Leader of the Gang explained. »Once we spotted him painting invisible ladders in the sky … well, you know the drill.« Even bribe-grade duckweed failed to make Lord Vlad reveal another word. The artist’s whereabouts are thus unknown, as legally proven by a mock documentary. The exhibition will be on display within an interpretation-proof vault until sooner or later from 6.15 to 6.30 am (unless).

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